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Cosmetic Surgery Laugh Lines
A middle aged woman has a heart
attack. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. She
sees God and asks if this is it?
God says no, that she has another 30-40 years to live. She recovers, and decides
to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation,
tummy tuck, hair dyed, etc.
She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the
most of it.
She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and immediately gets hit
by an ambulance.
She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40
years?"
God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
 Bill
Watterson is the greatest comic artist alive.
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